Trying to get a selfie with a deer and a goat, both on opposite sides of my face, nudging me, I slipped in their poop and slid down the hill, between them, getting slathered in the process in front of 6 people at the bottom of the hill.
I had just taken a shower not 10 minutes earlier.
Did not get the selfie, which is the shame of it all.
I nearly died laughing though.
— at I love this hostel farm in Waitomo, New Zealand